January 2011
here we go, ride that pony, ride around that big fat pony
we were skiing today and I had to pee so I went to the bathroom at the restaurant and there were two urinals and one guy was using one so I went next to him and I was peeing and in my peripheral vision I see him doing these really prolonged strokes and I turned to the opposite side and I was like holy shit this guy is playing with himself so I flushed and washed my hands and he was STILL standing...
the one time i actually need to use time machine i can’t find what i am looking for what is the point
I think I should replace the brush head anyway I don’t know if you can tell but it’s all spun out and yeah I will I have some I think okay
i would like to have one of those tough cameras that you can throw around and submerge in water why don’t i have one of those i want one i would like it if i had one that would be nice
i like people that notify teachers that they’re going to be out for an extended period of time i mean really i hate when people miss a week of school and come back with ridiculous tans and they’re like we went to cancun what did i miss
i’m like you obviously knew you were going to cancun you don’t just go on a surprise trip like that so i have no sympathy when they get...
smessica osmell
in other news my scalp is really dry
yes I’m trying to post more just give me a week or something to get back into it because I feel like there is much more to blog about in my life
I did my math homework so fast that I said the square root of 64 was 32 you guys what is going on
I check Tumblr every day even though I barely post anything isn’t that weird
bovine spongiform encephalopathy
Natalie portman I mean I love you really but that laugh was really uncomfortable!!’n
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i don’t think i have a working gif anymore
and it’s funny because i’ve actually been able to use all of them on here before but now all of them come up with errors and the file sizes are all bloated and i’m thinking of just getting rid of all my gifs i have like 500 of them and like i am saying now none of them work none on here this is such a dumb post i am still mad...
i’m pretty fucking swell right now just lost like hours of progress in the sims 3 because the game froze
they got fucking married and they went on a honeymoon and had a fucking baby and the baby became a toddler and then they went to a club and the game froze i’m livid ugh i don’t even want to play anymore i’m so frustrated!!!!!!
i really wish they’d make a sims 3 that involved sending sims to college like in sims 2 university
I mean they could call it something different but they basically took nightlife and made it into late night so I dont see why they can’t take university and make it into like on campus or some other synonym
they should stop canceling school the day before it’s supposed to snow a lot because we got like 2 inches of snow and everyone was saying we were going to get 15
CNET did a hands-on video for the verizon iPhone as if it were a different product
calm down fellas
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since feeling is first who pays any attention to the syntax of things will never wholly kiss you; wholly to be a fool while Spring is in the world my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom lady i swear by all flowers. Don’t cry —the best gesture of my brain is less than your eyelids’ flutter which says we are for each other: then laugh, leaning back in my arms for...
if they do announce a verizon iPhone on tuesday, what’s going to happen when everyone buys theirs and realizes that verizon is slow as shit without 4G and the iPhone provides nothing more than the other smartphones available there i just find it strange that people make a big deal about it
is verizon really that better like i don’t know if you guys live in the sticks or something but...
mntrb-deactivated20110506-deact asked: http://uracontra.tumblr.com/post/2614235525/words-aunt-route-wash-oil-theater-iron
i don't think you've ever heard my voice before um
i don't think you've ever heard my voice before um
the Mac app store is here
what I really need is lion ugh why is my life so hard
I’m confident I’ll pass the 550 swim test on Monday I just hate continuous swimming though especially front crawl I mean come on now
I’m watching I Dream of Jeannie ok
mntrb-deactivated20110506-deact asked: http://uracontra.tumblr.com/post/2614235525/words-aunt-route-wash-oil-theater-iron
i don't think you've ever heard my voice before um
i don't think you've ever heard my voice before um
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my new year’s resolution was a 365 blog but i’m keeping it private for a few weeks just to be safe you know what i mean
i mean i could change my mind, which is pretty likely
