December 2010
well, the good news is that my mouse is working again
Watchlook @ you two
I’m almost home okay here is the zachem bridge now this is great
okay so the place we stayed at was in northern NH and I mean it was cute and dirt cheap and not really that dirty so it worked but I’ve just been so homesick because I only showered twice and I’ve been wearing the same clothes since Sunday so at this point I’m like holy frigging crap get me out of here
does it make me a bad person or just an American if I completely forgot about the gulf oil spill until last night when it came on the news again
i’m pressin’ charges
it’s on
guess whose mouse is broken
jesus christ to think this was supposed to be a small Christmas
I just won $500 in one lottery ticket oh my goodness hallelujah
mntrb-deactivated20110506-deact asked: hey man, merry christmas!!!
mntrb-deactivated20110506-deact asked: hey man, merry christmas!!!
in english today i was half asleep and we were watching this old movie and there was this scene where the couple was lying in bed and the guy got up and he was standing with his ass hanging out and then after a few minutes of dialogue and weird camera angles the girl jumps out of bed and there was like a five second nip slip and i almost cried laughing so hard i jumped when it happened because it...
hey it’s snowing
It’s 10:44
I want to go to bed now
Consideration
i had this new-fangled “FRS” energy drink today
it smelt like pee which prompted me to pour it all down the drain whereupon i found that the last few drops were thick and chunky and i feel like the secret natural energizer thing is actual animal urine because god that stuff was gross
while riding a unicycle down a dirt road wearing only oven mitts and a jumpsuit
i’m juggling a powdered doughnut, a day-by-day calendar, 5 gel pens, 2 incense holders, 2 kittens, and stieg larsson’s the girl with the dragon tattoo using only my hands, feet, and thighs right now
i sometimes wonder where people find all these well-lit white walls
maybe it’s just my house but i don’t have a white wall that gets sunlight that doesn’t already have some kind of wall decoration or something else in front of it
either these people don’t have any furniture or they throw shit all over the place when they want to take full-body shots of themselves
I must urinate
But I don’t want to get up
Hippopotamus
THE .GIF THAT KEEPS ON GIVING →
do you remember that other one http://www.iamnotanartist.org/index.php
i love these
i thought i had BO all day but i forgot i had poured sauteed onions over my body this morning
does the moon really possess special powers
or is it all just lunacy
i was working on my science project all day today
yes that’s from when i woke up to right now
i just gave up and i am pushing the rest of it for tomorrow god fucking damn it what a waste of a day and am i four years old or something we don’t make posters anymore and besides posters aren’t supposed to have backsides that’s retarded oh my god
i always start getting grossed out when i type a URL in wrong and i am aware of it because i remember when i was little and i played webkinz i looked at the keyboard when i typed so i typed in something a little bit off “webkinz” and it came up with a porn site and wow it was emotionally scarring okay i just wanted to go on webkinz
i have about 4 homework assignments that i decided i am going to do before first period tomorrow i am a really poor planner i’ll run out of time ugh
i hate when someone doesn’t support gay marriage and people respond to whatever declaration they post and they go off about how gay people accomplished so many things and that we wouldn’t live without the homosexuals
like nobody ever said they didn’t contribute to anything
i’m also really in the mood for like 20 of those mcdonald’s snack wraps right now
i got my clothes in today
i like them
okay I am really tired
I woke up today and I was tired which is not a good sign for the rest of the day
Nina this girl doing my hair looks like you
2,271 miles nina
hey that isn’t bad
I think we’re having another one of those Internet outages again what the fuck is going on with those idiots at comcast I swear to god sometimes
isn’t it weird that i’ve never seen fight club but i read the book
ricardo on my facebook it says that you are my dad twice
i wouldn’t be surprised if you married yourself
speaking of ugly sweaters i still can’t find the pictures from ugly sweater day
you guys have no idea mine was hideous
I made cinnamon rolls today
yeah that’s about all I did with my free time I don’t even know what I am doing right now
of course right after I spend all my money on urban outfitters they start doing a $25 off $100 promo
i had a lot of homework this weekend yep
and we had a mini christmas with my grandmother yesterday because she’s going to be in st.louis for christmas and she’s leaving today so all of what i was going to do yesterday must be done today on top of what i was supposed to do friday because i got home later and on top of what i had planned to do today fun