February 2012
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I want to put deodorant on one arm and not the other just to see what it would feel like
i don’t understand the point of getting so worked up about internet companies (social networks) gathering your data to provide you with a personalized experience
yes, i’m saying that i really don’t care if they are “violating my privacy”, because it’s sort of the agreement i make when i get on the internet in the first place
it’s not invasive, regardless...
If my penis could fit through your stupid ass gauges/plugs/mutilated earlobes then I think it’s time to sew those fuckers up…you went too big sorry you lose try again
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The whole “fair and square” campaign that JC Penney is doing is really appealing and simple, if you are only judging by the ads and the new February catalog, both of which are really well designed and fun to watch/look at
If you’re judging by walking into a JC Penney now, though, you’ll be walking into the same old “upscale Marshalls” that you’d expect...
i just remembered when that “slap dick on keyboard, post results” thing was being reblogged somebody typed up the first page of twilight o m g that day i almost peed myself and i still find it just as funny
when your computer asks if you want to install 3 updates and restart your computer as you’re restarting the computer to complete the installation of 3 updates……….i think I am entering update limbo sweet Jesus I can’t handle this abort mission please PLeASE STOP I AM MELTING GOD
reptarcereal:
the condoms are glow-in-the-dark and the directions on the back say “expose to light for 30 seconds, then rise and shine!”
sorry but i won’t really be inclined to delay sex just so i can see a glowing green phallus in the shadow of nightfall
there’s really no entertainment value there, i don’t understand the appeal
so at the dentist when she was spraying my teeth with that water gun thing they use she sprayed my lip and omfg she grabbed some gauze and patted it away so awkwardly that I just started laughing so hard with that thing still in my mouth and water was going everywhere ok it was funnier at the time
reptarcereal:
if you google “micropenis” a picture of demi lovato shows up
January 2012
so on my test they thought i put “scpeamsicle” instead of “screamsicle” @gmail so now any email from them goes to scpeamsicle that makes me so angry
this is the first time i have been on my computer in a while
and i mean like it’s probably been a few weeks damn
when the only people you can sing “what I got” with are from saints row
that part in Titanic when the ship designer guy fixes the clock as the ship is sinking is probably the saddest thing in the world I don’t even know why but that is what gets me in this movie
MOLLY LEGROW IS MY LIFEEEEE GAHHH I DO NOTHING BUT THINK OF HER HELLLLPPP
American horror story is never going to last
I mean you can’t replace an entire cast every single fucking season especially when the first season they were all really good characters
Tumblr: your premiere child pornography destination
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I always get jealous of people that can pee for like three minutes straight
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what the hell is this “fan mail” thing i am looking at
help me david karp karper karpaccio karpets karpool karpology karponia karpal karp karp
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Portlandia is probably the best show ever invented
December 2011
we just upgraded our modem finally oh my jesus christ this internet is fast fast fastsaddfgsda
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lol the people that hope the new year will be better than 2011
seriously that sounds like it’s your problem, not the world’s problem
OH MY GOD SNOW
