January 2012
so on my test they thought i put “scpeamsicle” instead of “screamsicle” @gmail so now any email from them goes to scpeamsicle that makes me so angry
this is the first time i have been on my computer in a while
and i mean like it’s probably been a few weeks damn
when the only people you can sing “what I got” with are from saints row
that part in Titanic when the ship designer guy fixes the clock as the ship is sinking is probably the saddest thing in the world I don’t even know why but that is what gets me in this movie
MOLLY LEGROW IS MY LIFEEEEE GAHHH I DO NOTHING BUT THINK OF HER HELLLLPPP
American horror story is never going to last
I mean you can’t replace an entire cast every single fucking season especially when the first season they were all really good characters
Tumblr: your premiere child pornography destination
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I always get jealous of people that can pee for like three minutes straight
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what the hell is this “fan mail” thing i am looking at
help me david karp karper karpaccio karpets karpool karpology karponia karpal karp karp
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Portlandia is probably the best show ever invented
December 2011
we just upgraded our modem finally oh my jesus christ this internet is fast fast fastsaddfgsda
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lol the people that hope the new year will be better than 2011
seriously that sounds like it’s your problem, not the world’s problem
OH MY GOD SNOW
oh my god AHS this week I totally called that
Going to wash my jacket now after we flash planked and owled
Reblog if you enjoy screamsicle's blog
Zumba totally kicked my ass tonight
dear Molly: get off tumblr
i’m just saying i think industrial piercings are a lot better looking on guys than they are on girls power to you if you’re a dude and you have one
My legs hurt maybe I’ll have them amputated